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Page 2 of 2 * You find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings. * You try to back fist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator, based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in far enough to see it. * You notice you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands in your Pockets. * You tend to keep at least one kind of martial arts weapon close at hand by your bed when you sleep. * You buy shoes either because they're particularly flexible or have steel toes. * You have at least one fantasy where you are a martial arts hero and end the fight by saying something so cool that you make Arnold Schwarzenegger and Clint Eastwood look like nervous chatterboxes. * You have begun to master the reflex to commit a very messy homicide when, directly after someone finds out you practice martial arts, they immediately Ask: "Are you a Black Belt?" * You urge to bow every time someone enters or leaves a room? Uh, not anymore, thankfully. * I used to accidentally call one of my favorite professors 'sensei' with fair regularity, and I don't think I'll ever stop saying 'hai!' instead of 'yes!'. * Standing in line you find yourself practicing some stance from your martial art. * You bow going into and out of the bathroom. * You don't use any tools while splitting firewood. * You are introduced to someone and you bow to greet them. * You see some wood or concrete, even things like stools or tables, and get excited while you picture just how you would go about breaking it. Then you get funny looks as you feel it and give it a look of hard concentration. Then maybe measure it off a few times. Source: http://users.binary.net/thomcat/Stupidma.html#YKYBITMATLW
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